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While doing research on virtualization, i realized that virtualization processes are NOT similar or equivalent to emulation. Is been a long time and i always thought that Virtualization = Emulation. wtf.

Let Ethan explain to you what is emulation (and Virtualization).

Emulation is basically involves in providing functionality of target processor completely is software. In another word, it’s a software that uses the processor to run the software togather with your machines windows. Since you are software-based, the main advantage of emulation is that you can emulate a processor on any other type of processor. The main disadvantage is it’s slow.

whereas, virtualization will partition the physical processor into serveral contexts which will take turn running directly on the processor itself. Virtualization therefore is faster thn emulation but require a powerful or correct physical processor to work on your virtual machine.

The end.

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MCSA

Received an email from microsoft today. My MCSA and MCSA:Messaging Certificates in on the way to my B.Batok rented house. Thank god. It’s been a suffer to attend so many training classes and sit for so many exams within 2.5 months. Haih what to do?
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I still have 3 more papers before i am a MCSE officially.
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Actually after the MDeC MCSE course, I’m really feel that my 4 years of studies in NUS is completely a piece of shit. I’m not sure about others, but for myself, my 4 years computer engineering course is kind of a joke. Networking? yes we learn abit, all theories. Programming? yea too! we also learn abit. Web Applications? yea, learn abit too.. Here abit, there abit.. ended up you don’t really know what you have studied.
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I seem like I’m blaming the NUS system. Yes i do! wtf of learning electromagnetics, semiconductors, physics? while all other important subjects like networking, OS, AI, and Software Engineering are not listed in the core subjects?fuck.
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Anyway everything is over. Now i just need to focus on my mcse first, ccna later then csu mit after this? not sure yet.

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@ Server

1. install IIS (go to Control Panel -> Add-remove programme -> add-remove Window Components -> Application Server -> tick enable COM+ and Internet Information Services [IIS]. )

2. Install dotnetfx (Dot NET Framework)

3. Install reportviewer

4. Install WindowsServer2003-KB907265-x86-ENU (MMC 3.0)

5. Install WSUS3Setupx86 (Window System Update Services 3.0)

6. Run WSUS Wizard to Configure the WSUS (Ie: updates type, proxy servers or sub-wsus server)

7. Once the WSUS is up, register all the client to the server by using command “wuauclt /detectnow”, if it’s fail, reset and re-register the client using command “wuauclt /resetauthorization /detectnow”

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@ Clients

1. Create a GPO and inside the GPO editor -> Computer Configuration -> administrative templates -> enable the “security centre”.

2. Inside the GPO editor -> administrative templates -> windows Update: Configure the following 2 things

a) Specify the “update services location” (which refer to the wsus server).

b) ENable the “configure Automatic Updates”

3. Refresh Policy using Command gpupdate /force
***to make sure whether the GP has taken the control over automatic updates, go to security centre and check the AU interface, it should be all grey out -> user cannot make changes

4. Register the client to the WSUS server using command “wuauclt /detectnow”

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fear conquered my heart.

do i really have TB?

i dont know..

and i hope not…

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“one beautiful sunny day, Ali was window shopping at the most expensive mall (starts with “M”) in KL.. Suddenly.. his stomach was growling and he felt like a bullet train was on its way out of the tunnel.

Ali saw a gents a few meters ahead and decided to stop by and to release his built-up pressure.

The moment Ali opened the toilet door, his was greeted by the smell of some human derived solid excretory products with a mixture of petai sambal and belacan.

He took a peek and to his horror there were some dried up chocolate still pasted on the toilet bowls. Wtf….

BUT his has no choice: that was the only jamban jongkok they have which can minimized the chances of “touching” the unknown substances on the toilet bowl. So he double flush the toilet bowl before he squatted down.

He opened the gate and released the 10 thousands of buffaloes inside his stomach. he was satisfied.

Suddenly, he realized there was NO TOILET PAPER inside the toilet cubicle. He yelled inside his heart and greeted the expensive-mall managements’ parents for more than a million times.

Ali saw a hose besides him. By looking at the physical feature of the hose, he knew that millions of people had use it to clean up their backside. That also means thousands or millions of germ and bacteria had attached to this yummy-little-yellowish-hose.

Ali sighed and used the hose… Silently..”

Malaysia Boleh!!!

The end

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Direct copy and paste from Simple Thoughts.

Following three simple steps now you can get rid of the pesky and sometimes buggy Windows Genuine Advantage (WGA) notifications:
1. Reboot Windows in safe mode (hold the f8 key while booting and you will get the option to boot in safe mode) and then:
2. Open Registry Editor (regedit.exe) and search for wgalogon folder and delete it. You should backup up the registry beforehand, in case somethiong goes wrong.
3. In your windows directory search for files wga* and delete them.

You are done!

Now reboot back normally and continue your work. Windows Genuine Advantage will not bother you anymore.

Note: I had previously posted a tip which requires a third-party executable. Now it is not required anymore. You can do it yourself by carefully following the guide above.

Warning: Use at your own risk. Backup everything before you do.

Bonus Hint: A better option is to switch to Linux and enjoy all the peace of mind that comes from using Genuine Linux operating system and non-Microsoft software and in not using Genuine Windows software. Additionally laugh all the way to your bank with all the money saved in licensing.

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He used to think that he’s strong enough to handle everything

He used to think that he’s capable to fly without needing any helps

but one day

He realized that he is still using a pair of solar-powered artificial wings to fly

and he felt so embarrassing.

So ashamed of himself.

Why he is so useless?… a stupid thing..

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Stop it you people!!!

i don’t want to touch your papaya, durian, mango, banana, strawberry..

And YOU, you and YOU!! Don’t touch me as WELL!!!!

Thos fruits in my basket only reserved to someone special to me!!

not you..idiots!!!

Stop it!!!

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Dear all porn lovers.. hahahaha GOOD NEWS..

3D Sex Movie

This christmas you may be able to experience a totally different porn sensation.. hohohohoooo~~~ 3D sex movie!!!! hahaha..

Read the news below!!!

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HONG KONG - A HONG Kong filmmaker aims to lure audiences back to the cinema with what what he says is the world’s first 3D erotic movie, a newspaper reported Sunday.

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Mr Stephen Shiu Jnr, chairman of One Dollar Production, said he would use special effects to make the love scenes in his HK$30 million (S$5.8 million) 3D Sex and Zen as realistic as possible.

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‘The 3D erotica will probably be the world’s first,’ he told the Sunday Morning Post.

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‘Just imagine that you’ll be watching it as if you were sitting beside the bed.’

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The film is based loosely on the 17th century Chinese erotic classic The Carnal Prayer Mat, a tale about how overindulgence in pleasure can lead to tragedy.

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Mr Shiu told the newspaper that about 25 to 30 per cent of the movie would be love scenes, including many close-ups. He said the actresses would appear to be only a few centimentres from the viewers, who would have to wear special glasses to enjoy the 3D effects.

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The producer said he was planning to use adult video actresses from Japan and Taiwan. But he admitted having difficulties in finding the male lead.

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‘We’re having trouble finding a male lead who is willing to undress in front of the camera. It’s a lot more difficult to find an actor than an actress for this kind of movie.’

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Shooting will begin in April and it is expected to be released in time for Christmas, the report said.

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Hong Kong has seen the closure of many cinemas in recent years as traditional movie-goers switch to watching films on DVD at home. — AFP

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From Asiaone.com

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took place in the housing area where i’m staying now..

terrible, dengerous, scary!!!

Hou Gang AHHHHH~~~~

T-T

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